There was something Stwabbit wanted the Missus to scold me for. “Mamma, go ahead and scream at him. I’ll beep out words, like they do on TV!”
Archive for June, 2011
Beep!
Posted in Parenthood, Stwabbit Speak, tagged beep out, TV on June 29, 2011 | Leave a Comment »
Life-changing Toy
Posted in Parenthood, Stwabbit Speak, tagged bey blade on June 29, 2011 | Leave a Comment »
Stwabbit badly wants a bey blade. For historical reasons, this demand has not been met. Sunday evening, she attended a birthday party, where the children played with bey blades. On the way back, she laments… “The one thing that could change my life forever… is turning my life upside down!” Update: Stwabbit got her bey [...]
When School Actually Contributed to Education…
Posted in Parenthood, Stwabbit Speak, tagged school education on June 22, 2011 | Leave a Comment »
Bedtime conversation: “Mamma, what does FU*K mean?”, asks Stwabbit. “Where did you learn that word?!!!” exclaims the Missus. “In school”, comes the reply. “In school? You learned it in school?” asks the Missus, in utter disbelief. “Yes. It was written on a bench in the computer lab. F-U-*-K!” I can’t complain. After all, I do [...]


